bapak vs anak

Bapak: "Le.. Tulung tukokno minuman anyes ning warung yo.." Anak : "Coca-cola opo seprit pak ? " :| B: "Coca-cola wae.." A: "Sing kalengan opo botolan ? " :| B: "Botolan.." /:) A: "Sing botol gede opo cilik ? " :| B: "ÖõôÕ??... ... Pancen njaluk di kepruk petil ki bocah wis tukokno banyu ae!!" :> A: "Aqua opo banyu biasa ? " :| B: "AQUA, cuk " A: "Gelas opo sing botol ? " :| B :"SAPU NDI SAPU TAK GEPUK'E NDASE BOCAH IKI " :s A : "Sapu biting opo sapu duk ? " :| B : "Oalaah Kewan tenan kowe pancen'e " #:-s A : "Wedus opo Kebo ? " :| B : "WEDUUSSS, GOBLOK " 3-| A : "Wedus Cempe opo Bandot ? " :| B : "Setan kowe " >=) A : "Pocong opo Gendruwo ? " :| B : "Mbuh lah., kono minggat wae " *nerd* A : "Saiki opo sesuk ? " :| B : "Saiki, dobol " X_X A : "Bapak melu opo ora ? " :| B : "Asli suwe2 Tak pateni tenan bocah iki " A : "Disudhuk lading opo ditembak nganggo pistul ? " :| B : "Tak tembak " >=) A : "Ndase opo wetenge ? " :| *Bapak'e skarat kejet2 langsung stroke stadium pitulikur